slimed: i need a square defined chin
wOW!!!! you know what…. ashton kutcher actually makes me want to consider preording a coolpix
I feel bad when I make fun of someone I mean it’s not nice :(
Blue haired girl with frida khalo shirt and her septum pierced advocates something
the ten commandments are actual really good rules and people should follow them they are good listen to people??? be nice??? do not lie?? steal?? cheat??? the ten commandments should be in every human resources manager’s desk drawer but it cannot be becuase it is associated w/ religion and wow what a waste of such good rules not cool those are great rules……. EDIT: TOP desk...
U know if you replaced the O in Jason derulos last name to an u his last name sounds a very peaceful island tribe the one that would allow white settlers and thrive off them and copulate with an I’m done with this idea
mm what did u say?!?!?!? - aggressive Jason derulo EDIT: wow i was just looking at this post again and this was NOT FUNNY ASHAMED
wow man i told my brother to turn the volume of the tv all the way off and that sneak turned it down to 2 like he needs to have some sort of form of silent rebellion against me ugh
im so sleepy i dont want to go to spanish class but i have to……..its my duty……
gosh darn is such a cute thing to say it is such a i probably have a formidable collection of ribbons thing to say
you know today i called someone big booty and i wonder if in the back of their mind they were dying to say *bitches*!!! ewww i hate vulgarity wow i can never do that ever again i feel this intense need to apologize to my diety right now gosh darn
“but I HATE country music” - memoir of ten year old you
I will be sad if people unfollow me and why should I not be sad I can sad it is not lame haven’t your school counselors of various generations told u how acceptable it is to be sad (and to masturbate) Wow it’s weird so many ppl probably touch and do funny lil exploration things to themselves but we are all really weird about it Wow can u imagine that there must be two people who...
why am I even scared of being offensive I should just go ahead and be offensive being offensive feels good I feel like a primitive genetic side of me is rising out of my civilized DNA ASHES and it feels GOOOOD