May 2012
tomorrow can someone give me a highlighter not borrow bcuz i will never return it because i am very unreliable and unresponsive to phone calls but i wont lie to u (like ebay) but otherwise um im a good person who deserves to have a highlighter…….. anyway can i borrow a highlighter tomorrow???
what doesnt kill u immediately
deadniggastorage:
lures u into a false sense of acquired strength
shut up ebay no one wants to listen to u anymore
bcuz all u do is
LIE
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one man’s trash is ANOTHER MAN’S TRASH
upset bought a tamagotchi from eBay it arrived and it’s broken DINKEL EBAYYYYYYYBURG
April 2012
ugh I hate bacteria so much
i saw this post on my dash say “im fabulous and ….” and there was 1 note and i clicked to see who it was and it was a ghost note and im ha ha ha ha ha
wow its so late maybe ill just post w.e
in 7th grade me and christie thought gay boys and not only that gay anime boys and gay anime boy hentai was really clutch and we into that and one of the ads on the side of the gay anime hentai (literal) website was of real porn and i saw it and christie was like omg are u really thinking and i was like evolving to real gay porn
and then that shock was...
i like all indians there is no buts i cant wait until i go to berkeley and it is infested with all that wonderful people
but momblr………………..!!!!
omg no… i suck…….i had my phone off for the entire day and while i was away from my life i recieved like 2000 text messages and i forgot to give this really sweet girl a pic of sentences due tomorrow and o.m.g i suck… im so… angry at me :( wohyyyyyy
my mom just asked what i was doing and im on tumblr and i was just like uh
and i said that bcuz i really do i have no reason to be up and make myself suffer why do i do that
hormones *90’s teenager shrugs*
wow thats it
im entering this part of night time where all this melancholy and sad and depressed sets in for no reason and i think its time to sleep
good night good night good night *big bear and the big blue house zoom out*
*jazz melody fade out*
i really want gradient tights badly but im not willing to solid dollar bill on something a hippie could have accidentally tiedyed and given away to his mistress in the 60’s
i just want
gradient tights ugh…… gag
stop making fun of little wayne!!!! he does not know any better
grandmother crossing arms jpeg and looking very disappointed in u
cant say nigga in public yet
have to wait for that moment when i am with black person and i can hint it out and maybe whisper it into a phrase and then wait for his response and if it is anything short of an eyebrow raise then i will never say it again
but if its ok then i will have evolved into a whole new world of jargon
no… wait… no
either way no idk if i will ever say nigga...
ya man id like to sleep without any pants on but my worst fear is someone coming into my room in the middle of the night and (w/o me knowing) pulling off my blankets (for w.e reason) and gagging bcuz i am a freak who wears no pants in bed huh huh huh ya ever think
no its not like i dont like common i do he seem like a very reliable man the kind you could ask to help you watch ur cat while ur on vacation for a week and he will actually feel ur cat because he feels it is his responsibility as a neighbor
na common a nice man
idk and i took that idk…. song with him in jb as him “moving in2 the future of hip hop” or w.e w.e he wants to do...
getting off tumblr NOW
logging off tumblr is like shame after sex right u can’t believe u did it for so long but you did it and now its so late and u wasted so much time and ur going to sleep and ugh just “cant believe i did that i should have been doing other stuff… with other ppl…..”
*gag* and im going to pee its been too long!!!! *kelly clarkson* and just a lil...
i wanna pee so bad
im torturing myself but its kinda ok bcuz i want to wait!!! if i wait itll be so much better
wow
this kinda sounds like s&m
common?????? i dont even kno any other song by him except the light and h.e.r
i dont own any common album common anything he just common to me
common
jpeg of elite first estate french gentlemen
i just heard my prom does have kings and queens and now i feel stupid like i was publicly denounced on the internet
i feel stupid i guess our prom….is…cool
jpeg of tsundere anime girl blushing
did everyone know that jpegs are better than gifs?? are jpegs better than gifs??… will i be humiliated again tune in………..
king and queen of prom does sound cute they...
man i want to pee but i feel like i would be wasting that pee if i didn’t wait until i really had to pee
i think every pee should be ecstasy like you’ve been waiting to pee that pee for your entire life and finally when you reached that temple (toliet) u can finally pay homage after ur long journey and pee
this is a stupid post also trying to reference to that thing that those ugh...
wow ok lol i was just helping my brother print out pictures of biomes and as each paper was sliding out of the printer he was like
“yea”
“yea”
“yea”
“yea”
