March 2012
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basednigel:
the kid i know from chardon says the kid shot up the school because someone sold him a bag of weed that was oregano or something and that was the last straw =\
February 2012
the irony
nignoramus:
of you niggers upset at white people walkin around with things on them that represent other cultures/races but be the first mother fuckers with “house special #5” running down your arm in chinese letters.
oman ok i saw a dust particle rising up and i thought it was a ghost i need some REM asap
wontonpoop:
annawintour:
oh god i think i’m coming down with something
OOOOO WAAA-A-A-A-A-A
cheMISTRY MAKES ME feeEL LIKE BOOBOO
yo……. I don’t think I’m having a bad day but I got a lot of bad luck biting my bootycheeks one at a time now
2 tags
ya i think theres only one kinda cute fart its da one that make a whining noise when it come out like a labrador retriever fart
3 tags
“my phone is so cool”
– Stubborn Blackberry users (via middleeasternslaves
)
sleep
ashleysuchi:
everyone on my dash is horny is fuck lmao
yall should meet eachother in ur collective dreams
cloud orgy
clorgy
clergy
iconoclast ducki new popculture idol
yall ever been so sleepy that you can see your eyelashes
ya
im so aNGRY AT YOU CHEMISTRY if i could i would stab every living molecule and mol and millimol/L until your molarity could be calculated as pure pain but it already is so WHAT CAN I DO OMG
two day test wednesday thursday
omg life is just naaaaaaaaaa right now man naa man naaaaaaa
just foto dumped on facebook ok done
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wow i hate sarcasm and ppl who exercise it and say they are fluent in the language of it here is a blunt totally understandable by all ppl and language in a tone that is reflected all over the world shut up
Me at 12: Oh my god, who actually types without any proper grammar like that? >_< They're such losers. I can't believe I'm smarter than someone older than me.
Me now: yo gurl wassup u pretty sugoii today
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are there any real cyclops out there in da real world bcuz that sounds cool and maybe after some solid interviewing you and me could be my next facebook profile picture
clavid:
plot twist: your mom has been reading your blog all along
hyjinks:
thank the lord i cant find my xanga
Man fool don’t tell me u love old school music cus you have the top 20 hits of 1996 on ur mp3 man shut up
yo I just saw someone’s hobbies was recreational pot smoking it almost sounds as straight edge as ultimate frisbee Ho hum
rick santorum's friends: hey rick you wanna go to the movies tonight and see that new pg-13 rated movie? i heard it has guns and half naked girls in it
rick santorum: sorry guys but i have to study for my test
this is so dank newt gingrinch and today i think im gonna go make some shoes or whatever :(
